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Elvis Demotivational Poster

ELVISH - The only language in the world in which every word translates to "I'm a virgin".

TAGS: larp elvish legolas lotr
Rating: 2.39/5

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nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:30 pm
MAD sack time bro
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:29 pm
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:29 pm
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:29 pm
haha wrong
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:28 pm
no that is not true
corbett06 - August 11, 2010, 9:07 am
you have a point nand but i bet he was getting mad sack time after those movies
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 6:23 pm
She'd be cute if the eyebrows weren't so dark.
Zealot - March 18, 2010, 4:00 pm
i think the guy was onto something

VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE - and leave funny comments-a group effort motifake

TAGS: elvis simpsons family guy obama bush hillary clinton
Rating: 4.03/5

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hatethehaters - February 15, 2013, 4:21 pm
skateinferno - September 9, 2012, 6:01 pm
dali lama and happy llama
familyghost - June 29, 2010, 1:34 pm
Hillary and Raptor... She's scarier by the way.
MasterMachine - June 11, 2010, 6:04 pm
Micain and Crazy Cat!
Mr. Shiny - May 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
My vote is on young stalin and borat.
matt28 - February 25, 2010, 4:55 pm
Gold Medal - Nixon/Brain, Silver Medal - Hillary/Deinonychus (NOT Velociraptor... Spielberg needs to learn some paleontology), Bronze medal - fucked-up cat/Carville
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 4:49 pm
Although all just about spot on, the one that made me laugh the hardest was Hilary / Raptor. That has my vote!
Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 12:29 pm
I want to hear Al Roker yell "SWIMMIN' HOLE!"
randomosity - February 25, 2010, 12:12 pm
its nixon and the brain yes nixon and the brain one is genius the other is "Not a crook"

FAT ELVIS - Little less conversation and a little more apple pie

TAGS: elvis
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 8:28 am
No worries, Meyer... you nailed it.
Player_Meyer - September 7, 2009, 8:26 am
LOL... i'm a bit of a noob... I'll do some research to avoid the pixelation in the future... :P I laughed so hard when I saw this photo
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 8:04 am
I love it. Even looking past thepixellation to give this a 5L. (That is huge, too)

SAMURAI ELVIS - Can't get any cooler than that!

OUT OF ALL THE PICTURES IN THE WORLD - that DON'T make any sense, this one takes the nonsensical cake.

TAGS: nixon elvis wtf
Rating: 3.27/5

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Anonymous2 - January 30, 2010, 10:59 pm
Elvis was a NARC!


TAGS: elvis
Rating: 4.52/5

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mariand - January 31, 2012, 1:41 am
I subscribe to this...
tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:26 pm
Very nice.


TAGS: elvis godzilla cinema bootleg
Rating: 1.56/5

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Anonymous2 - December 11, 2009, 4:47 pm
Since Elvis never left the U.S. because his manager was an illegal alien, Godzilla came to Elvis. Elvis lost, thus Charles Barkley had to challenge Godzilla to basketball decades later.


TAGS: boulevard of broken dreams famous art calendar dean martin elvis presley marilyn monroe
Rating: 4.86/5

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hootizz - October 4, 2010, 12:23 am
This is so so true.., honestly, who out there now would ever dream of going to a Diner without WiFi..??

PLASTIC SURGEONS - The Emperor should have got one that had a diploma from somewhere other than a trade school in Memphis.

TAGS: vader elvis awesom fail owned
Rating: 4.2/5

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rnbw00 - June 13, 2011, 5:21 pm
And less than three months later, Elvis Had left the building...and the world.


T.C.B. - Stormtrooper Elvis Takin' Care of Bounty Hunters

ELVIS JESUS - as if alone they werent dumb enough

MR. SMIGGLES - I'm just a hunka-hunka burnin' love meeeeooooowww!!!


TAGS: elvis king rock god cubby
Rating: 4.8/5

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PixieRose - June 2, 2011, 9:34 am
i know who Elvis is -.- i have 5 of his vinyl records ^^

G.I. BLUES - Look at it this way Elvis... You only had to go to Germany, not Iraq or Afghanistan!


TAGS: commander elvis star wars
Rating: 3.4/5

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agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 9:25 pm
A red shirt... yeah, folks... he's dead.
okami - January 1, 2010, 7:50 am
Let's git thet thah transpotah fixed up, Scottah boy. Mistah Sulu, set coash at maximum wahhp an' engage. And then sumbuddy bring me a cheeeeseburgah. . . .uh-huh-huhhhhhh. . .
Woodywood03a - September 7, 2009, 5:12 pm
Ron... how do you get all them fonts????
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:03 pm
Beautifully done, Ron.

OSCAR NOMINATION - He never got one... unbelievable

TAGS: elvis movies
Rating: 3.23/5

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Joshy8632 - December 20, 2009, 6:07 pm
Isn't that elvis in Hawaii Five O?
Derek - December 11, 2009, 4:27 pm
Sean Connery covered this scene pretty well as Bond. Not as good at singing though.

ELVIS - Looks like he's got a new house guest.

MINI ELVIS - Rock N Roll will never be the same

TAGS: mini elvis
Rating: 2.5/5

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Funnyfreakingstuff - December 15, 2011, 6:18 pm
Chubby cheeks
Jacob - March 24, 2011, 8:22 pm
LogicDude you just hit the nail on the head
Jacob - March 24, 2011, 8:22 pm
LogicDude you just hit the nail on the head
LogicDude - April 1, 2009, 1:51 pm
Son of Cubby???

ELVIS - See Everyone He is Dead No Big foot or Aliens Were Ever Involved

ELVIS PRESELY - He has a cooler guitar then me. Therefore I hate him.

TAGS: elvis awesome
Rating: 1.92/5

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Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:37 am
He also has cooler hair than me.


TAGS: elvis assignment
Rating: 4/5

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spacedog - December 11, 2009, 8:54 am
Excellent! Double 5's again.


TAGS: elvis
Rating: 3.96/5

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sickartist - December 10, 2009, 11:22 pm
He can't catch me. I close the door. 5L
spacedog - December 10, 2009, 11:19 pm
LOL! 5Ls.
agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 11:16 pm
Spongebob is just the icing on this wincake! 5L


TAGS: elvis assignment all the checkers and bridge you can play
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

MO - March 8, 2010, 8:17 pm
This one almost reads like a comic. It's almost like I'm there and can hear it!! I'll never be able to compose this type of amsomeness.
MO - February 22, 2010, 8:45 pm
Sorry space! You've been replaced. This is now my new fav. This is.......I got nothing to express how much win is in this poster. 5L++++++++
Sean - December 13, 2009, 3:08 am
I thought I was all alone in this world, until I read the sauerkraut line. Peace, Grandma ... and I'll climb in through your window just after lights out.
GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 10:42 am
LMAO....5 Alzeimhers!!

HOUND DOG - Reincarnation is a BITCH!

TAGS: elvis
Rating: 3.42/5

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agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 11:30 pm
Word around the hydrant is that he ain't never caught a rabbit. 5L

ROCKIN' IT OUT - Popped collar and sweating like a rapist... you are the king

TAGS: elvis
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 11:52 am
Well said.

ELVIS TROOPER - The dark side needs you uh ha...

FLYING ELVIS - Stop looking in the 7-11's Elvis fans, just look into the sky and look for the flying burgers!

TAGS: elvis
Rating: 2.87/5

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TROOPER ELVIS - Surprising the girls with butt secks That's how he TCBs

TAGS: elvis trooper elvis star wars starwars storm trooper
Rating: 2.76/5

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TrueX - March 7, 2009, 6:36 pm
Never seen the Elvis/StormTrooper combo before. Although I did see a Freddy/Elvis once.

ELVIS LIVES - The Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheese Burgers were a dead give-away

TAGS: elvis krispy kreme bacon cheeseburger
Rating: 2.5/5
boomstick - January 8, 2010, 12:47 pm
i have to ask. What is Michael Jackson doing there?


**NEW IMPROVED** - Now with less drug habits

system overload -

Hair -

Saint Elvis -

TAGS: choosing your gods saint elvis
Rating: 4.82/5

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Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 10:02 pm
Little known fact: revelation played backward is the exact chord progression for "Sweet Caroline".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:28 pm
My family knew some wacko who thought that Neil Diamond was Jesus Christ in his return.
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 6:03 pm
That's the society I want to party in. Long live the King


TAGS: flying elvis aggy vegas
Rating: 4.67/5

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Cubbybear - January 15, 2011, 5:38 pm
Aim for Sam's Town and you'll be my hero
agdaniele - January 15, 2011, 3:36 pm
The world will hail me as a hero when I fly them into a mountain. Crap.... we're in a desert.... mountains are too far. Let's aim for a strip club.


TAGS: cruel joke micheal j fox elvis tth
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Faceplant31 - August 2, 2010, 2:41 pm
5L, nice one trash
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:51 pm
HA! Fox and hound dog. Nice one Trash.
agdaniele - August 1, 2010, 12:36 pm
In his best days, Elvis could never move like Michael J Fox!
rerun - August 1, 2010, 11:05 am

Dude, you are so wrong for this, I cannot stop laughing...especially after I hit the F11 button



TAGS: elvis chick
Rating: 3.53/5

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redhdsrbst - February 16, 2011, 9:13 pm
Unless they get to help them undress ;-)
TheGoat - December 4, 2010, 8:21 pm
Now *I* would have said she looks more like Michael Jackson - keeping it in the family I guess!



TTH - Hater of all things political, Lover of all things Elvis

TAGS: september challenge elvis lives with tth in canada
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 7:45 pm
holy fuckin shit LD! its not cool to post a guys real pic on the interweb!



TAGS: elvis day lisa marie presley michael jackson spinning in his grave
Rating: 3.09/5

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Stormhawk - June 14, 2010, 7:32 pm
You will not believe what the right corner sponser for this was, an ad for Graceland
Fatt Matt - December 11, 2009, 12:41 pm
If gluttony is really a sin, I'd say Elvis is there too.
rerun - December 11, 2009, 11:21 am

you are assuming that they are both in the same place.
Faceplant31 - December 11, 2009, 10:40 am
At least Elvis is able to beat the shit out of him now

VELVET ELVIS - No longer just a crappy painting! Now a crappy Cabernet Sauvignon from the Napa Valley!

TAGS: september challenge elvis washed down his nana sammich with it
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Derek - September 28, 2009, 6:14 pm
If a bogan drinks a bad wine and enjoys it, and nobody with taste is there to say otherwise - is it a crappy wine?
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 11:48 am
Top notch!!


TAGS: elvis impersonators 3
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 8:16 am
Yeah.... and the same impersonator. Ugh.
culos - September 7, 2009, 8:12 am
So you fell for his chat-up line twice?
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 8:05 am
What's the big deal? (I have 2 of them)

JAPANESE ELVIS - ... Cause only Japanese can do it and be cool at the same time

TAGS: japanese japan elvis cool haha wtf
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Runtor

NREEEOW - February 7, 2009, 10:24 am
If by be cool you mean be ludicrously lame, then yes. Yes they can.
Ag218 - December 8, 2008, 4:05 pm
I love when he sings "Ruv me Tender."



TAGS: elvis michael canada hell
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Woodywood03a - September 7, 2009, 5:13 pm
Thats low man, really low.

ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT? - You could always do the jailhouse rock...

ELVIS - Now I know he didnt die....

TAGS: elvis
Rating: 2/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 16, 2013, 2:29 pm
Not so considered about "Elvis," but what at the bottom right corner =-O


TAGS: elvis
Rating: 1.91/5

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Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 5:31 am
Nice, Machine Gun Elvis gets a five.